Time for another installment of crazy day stories and drunken night debauchery, known to everyone as Radio Bam. This week Bam was joined by Brandon “The Dreamseller” Novak, Ryan “Shitgoose” Gee, Bam’s chick Missy, Novak’s new girlfriend Mandy, and Oz. Shitgoose was sick and coughing all over the microphones leading Bam to conclude he has SARS. Bam talked about how some of his family was acting out at Jess’s wedding. This one guy named Kevin showed up in a crooked hat and sweatpants, drunk as hell, and tried to start fights with some of the wedding guests. Bam goofed about how funny it was to see Novak in a church and we heard all about Novak’s two new tattoos. One is a “big black blob” on his hand that is supposed to be a rose, the other is two naked men having sex with each other while wearing rollerblades on his arm (we’re not kidding- he really has a giant tattoo of that!) The guys goofed on how fast and crazy Gee drives all the time and we heard about the kick ass Halloween party where Bam dressed like a giant needle (cause he was Novak), Gee was a wigger, and Novak was Gay Biker in jeans with the crotch cut out. Oz revealed he got Novak’s autograph tattooed on his ass the other night and Bam commented on how sloppy Novak’s signature was. Bam talked about a phone conversation he had with Dr. Dre, and Novak talked about how Ashlee Simpson got trashed and acted like a fool at McDonald’s in Canada and it’s on video and all over the internet here. go there enjoy- this Ashlee all drunk and talking trash to the help… Bam talked about how if he keeps hanging with Novak he is going to wind up in jail. Novak yelled Gee for using Bam’s name to scam chicks on the internet, Novak talks about how he turned down some fast company chick because he now has a girlfriend, and Bam and Novak talked about how they have to get their chicks to bump clams. Bam was out recently at an Element event and he threw out a free skate deck and so many kids were fighting over it the cops though it was a fight and tased one of the kids. Novak wondered why all great bands who do heroin wind up dying. The guys ended the show with Bam and Novak’s girlfriends sharing a nice wet lesbian kiss, a first for the Radio Bam show.