Bam welcomed everyone to the best show ever because Novak was fresh out of rehab. Bam, Novak, Dico, Oz, and Stingy Titty Cock Block all hung out and talked mad shit. Novak talked about rehab and an oral encounter with Stingy Titty who has a jungle bush. The guys discussed whether “eating is cheating” or not, talked about how Novak broke his hand in a drunken fist fight, and Novak getting oral from a chick who was 500 pounds. Bam talked about how Novak growing up in Baltimore warped his thoughts about women and drugs. The guys asked Missy who she would let sleep with her little sister out of the crew. Dico revealed he has no toilet since they are redoing his bathroom and has been crapping at the local K-Mart. Bam called his mom and told her that Novak was off the wagon, April was mad Novak was drinking, but Bam explained he liked Novak better when he was drinking. Bam talked about how Novak is going to be in Jackass 2, how they had an intervention with Novak which is why he went to rehab in the first place, and Bam lectures his mother for talking in circles. We found out Missy works at a place that makes signs and she made Bam a dirty sign all about Rake Yohn being gay. Bam predicted shady action going down all day because there was a blizzard outside, the girls talked about Novak having 3 balls, and April said Novak should give antibiotics to all the girls he sleeps with. Novak and Stingy Titty continued to argue and bust each other’s chops, Bam called out Oz for “nicing his way to nothing” all the time at the bars, and Dico talked about how he likes to quote ESPN reporters in bed. Novak continued to hit on Stingy Titty’s friend Lisa about what kind of sex she likes and doesn’t. Bam talked about Shitbirds new tattoo that is a bird on the top of his arm shitty all the way down to his hand. Novak encouraged Stingy Titty to start puking more often if she wants to lose weight and Dico say his comments were “vicious.” The guys talked about the Superbowl, some of their favorite football moments, and the Rolling Stones playing the half-time show. Novak tried to get laid on the air with Stingy Titty and failed miserably, the guys talked about using a slingshot to shoot a watermelon through Rake’s glass window, and Stingy Titty asked Novak to help groom her after the show. Novak talked about all the great things he can do with women, sang some pick up lines, and signed off for the show.