Bam started off the show with a simple creed, “Fuck All Mormons!” and later raised the debate as to who is worse Mormons or Amish? Bam had a rough time in Salt Lake City where he couldn’t get any beer or find a decent porno. All the beer in SLC is only 2 or 3% alcohol and you have to order French fries with every beer you order. He then goofed on how men are allowed to have multiple wives but women aren’t allowed to have multiple husbands. April revealed that Amish people are allowed to call you back if you call them but are not supposed to use the phone to dial out. Bam then got mad that Amish people don’t have sex for pleasure, only to reproduce. Shitgoose said he is now officially updating Bam’s website again so everyone should go and check it out. The guys goofed on how the same material was on that site for the last two years. Ryan Dunn showed up late but added some commentary about Mormons. The guys got a kid named KC who was raised Mormon on the phone and questioned him about the religion and KC talked about how you had to go to school early to keep your thoughts focused on GOD. The guys then talked about how Amish people were making drugs and selling them in Philly. They called it dedication, because you need to take a horse and buggie out to deal drugs. They talked about how Family Guy did a Viva La Bam dream sequence where Stewie becomes Stew-O and beats up his dad Peter. April then accused Bam and Dunn of messing up Bam’s Lambo on the Gumball 3000 Race. Dico threw in a homie like freestyle which brought the room to its knees. They played a few prank calls from Dico, reviewed some of his Amish and Mormon artwork, discussed how expensive gas is, ripped a few farts on each others hands, and talked about eating crickets on the Gumball 3000. This is Radio Bam!