Bam came to you this week live from NYC with two complete scumbags who go by the names of Joe Frantz and Brandon Novak. Novak talking about his girlfriend fingering his ass while blowing him in the middle of a nice restaurant which led to a debate about whether everyone in the restaurant industry is blown out on cocaine or not. Frantz talked about his recent trip to India and a bout with food poisoning. Apparently there is a river of shit that is so polluted tiny shit islands have started to form. Frantz claimed India to be so hardcore that they wash their asses with a bucket of water and than use the same bucket of water to wash their hands. Bam drew a parallel to the toilets in Thailand which are more like holes in the ground. They discussed crystal meth and why it’s the worst drug ever and how annoying it is to have someone in NJ pump your gas for you. Bam talked about how difficult it is trying park his Hummer in a garage in NYC, and how parking attendants tell him he can fit when they know he can’t so they can get a laugh at watching him try and back the car out. They read some e-mails trashing Mormons, Frantz talked about how Mormons are technically considered a cult and they continued to debate which was worse Amish chicks or Mormon chicks. Frantz revealed he dated chicks from both religions and the Amish girl cheated on him with the entire city of Philadelphia. Bam talked about a documentary called “Devil’s Playground” about Amish kids going out to party when they are 18 years old. Bam got Frantz to talk about a job he had at a camera store where he developed film of chicks getting humped, MILF’s, and homo Nazis. They told a great story about this big shot in Finland who had to use a handicapped bathroom in another country but couldn’t understand any of the language and he pressed a button while in mid-shit that opened the door to the entire airport forcing him to sit there while shitting and suffer the embarrassment of everyone watching through a giant window. Frantz and Novak discussed the hookers they have dealt with, Novak talked about being so high he once tried to get in bed with his mom, and Frantz revealed his favorite pick up lines. Afterwards the conversation moved from the Sirius studios to the nearest bar.