The guys kicked off the show reminiscing about Novak banging out a 39 year-old bi-polar chick back in the day. He was so strung out on smack, he wound out bringing her home to Thanksgiving dinner. Bam talked about how bad Novak is at negotiating, and how Novak once set Bam up with a shady appearance that lead to Bam drinking beers in a cop car with a bunch of officers. The guys then moved on to talking about some messed up kid who tried to bust the Steve O double back flip and ended up eating shit. The crew yelled at Shitbirds for doing nothing all day but smoking weed and “waking up to fuck up.” The guys also reported that Rich Vos (AKA The Brandy Wine Eel) has become an official hermit. All he does is sleep and read books – he doesn’t work, he doesn’t go anywhere, and nobody has even seen him in a week. Novak was proud to share the fact he would bang his own mother for $100 grand, and bang his cousin for free, because she is super hot. Bam reported that his price is $500 grand, and that furthermore he would fuck anyone for 500 thousand dollars. (Bam said he wouldn’t even ask Franz, he would just shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and do him as he passed out.) The guys talked about how Jessica Simpson’s father is mad that people keep saying Bam humped her, then Novak talked about wanting to take a fall at the mall so he can sue them for some quick cash. Then Novak made derogatory comments about some dude named Leatherface. Leatherface called in to try to defend himself and Novak talked mad shit on him. Next Ryan G tripped in the studio and knocked the show off the air. Bam came back and yelled at Ryan G for fucking up the show. Leatherface then came back on the air for some more fighting with Novak. He talked about his professional wrestling career and all the dudes he went up against, and how he’s got a bigger dick than Novak. Novak then took shots at Jason Ellis and said Ellis and Leather Face should do a show together. Shitbirds tried to defend Leatherface, and Novak said the only reason he likes him is because fat people like fat people. Leatherface told a funny story about Novak being strung out in Texas and dicking Leatherface over on the way home. Next Franz jumped in on the trashing people tip and broke some dude named Lenny’s balls. According to Franz, Lenny was some washed up drunk Franz hired for Viva La Bam who complained the entire time they were shooting. The guys said he used to threaten to leave and go back to Ruby Tuesday’s to wash dishes. Franz said he eventually had to let him go and tell him Viva La Bam was cancelled. Then Franz said he bumped into an ex-girlfriend of the dude, and she said Lenny used to watch hardcore gay porno. That reminded Bam of seeing an old woman banging a young guy in a porno and how gross it was. Then Leatherface called back in for round two with Novak, and Novak went off on him hardcore. The guys baited Leatherface to try to tell a joke and be funny, only to cut Leatherface to pieces again. Novak claimed the reason Leatherface calls in is because he is too poor to get Sirius Radio, and when Bam tried to defend Leatherface, Novak got even more pissed. Bam asked Novak how much it would cost for him to bang Leatherface and Novak said only one dollar… because he would love to give Leatherface all his diseases.