Bam kicked off his show talking about how Oz left his shitty car in Bam’s driveway for 3 months so the guys decided to tag it. First Bam sprayed the phrase “John Mark Car” on the automobile and that lead to Ryan G taking it upon himself to spray paint dicks all over his car and ruin the paintjob. The guys then listed off all the various shit Ryan G has trashed that was not his including one of Bam’s expensive watches. We also found out G was nothing but a trust fund baby who always had toys and nice stuff. Ryan G admitted he is now banned from driving all cars that are owned by Bam. Dico’s roommate Lord Battaro came in and the guys talked about his snoring problems, his black and blue ass, and how many cheese steaks he can put down in one sitting. The gang talked about horrible restaurants and terrible restaurant names, Joe Franz told a story about almost banging his high school fantasy girl but not being able to because she had a special needs child, and we also learned about a rather gay wrestling match that went down between Franz and another man in a gym locker room nude. Bam told a story about his first sky diving experience and how he had a gay instructor; he said he was falling 100 mph with a dick in his ass screaming. The guys took a phone call from a dude who was in prison, a chick who ratted out her gay middle school coach, and Bam talked about witnessing a first date where this dude and his girl were trying to jump rocks in a creek and slipped and fell in. Bam talked about hitting Ryan G with a golf ball, Joe Franz talked about getting choked out by Oz for trying to set him on fire, and Bam told a story about getting tailed hardcore by a meth head who was his ultimate fan and wanted autographs. The guys goofed on how chewed up Novak’s ass is and how he showed it to some girls who work for Maxim, then they told funky shit stories about hardcore public bathrooms with shit on the ceiling, and Bam ended the show talking about a fat lady farting in Sizzler.