Bam, Novak, and Demetri from Jackass came to you from a hotel in London via phone this week. Bam was on a mission to find this dude who fucked up his car so once they tracked the dude down and trashed his car. We found out Bam got his ass wiped by another man and claimed the experience was very violating. The guys started breaking glasses in the hotel room, Bam complained about getting screwed over by the airlines, and they explained that even though it was 7pm in New York it was 2am there and they were getting loaded. Novak talked about how he just got his passport and this is his first trip out of the country ever. The guys then said Mark Hannah was sent back to Philadelphia because he failed to lie about why he was in the country. The guys revealed Steve O was on Special K and had locked himself in his hotel room and wouldn’t come out. Demetri said the only braincells that die from drugs are the weak ones so if you do tons of drugs then you are stronger mentally, by this logic he concluded Steve O is a freaking genius. The guys compaired Novak’s definition of cheating vs Steve O’s definition, Bam seemed mad at Paramount for not setting him up with a mini bar, or sending him business class, and was pissed the movie made 72 million dollars and he is in England here to promote the film to make them more money. Missy called in to chat with Bam but there were serious problems with the phones so he played a song by Nick Oliveri while they figured out the problem. Next Bam talked about how Novak fucked with an old business man on the flight over and tried to steal some headphones out of the dude’s bag. Bam talked about how the new My Chemical Romance isn’t as good as the last record was. Bam talked about how Franz tries to choke girls in bed and has a serious meat bat to sex them up with. Bam was proud to announce he flew into England with no clothes and now that he doesn’t have new clothes to change into. Novak talked about how he got all his warrents taken care of, how he had to go to a maximum security prison for a little bit, and how he shit on the wall because his stomach was all fucked up and his cell mate almost killed him. Bam said food and booze doesn’t flow right with him, Novak said Bam has mental issues and terrible gas and should see a doctor immediately, and Bam picked out all the music we heard.