This week’s show opened up with Shitgoose revealing he downloaded pictures of Missy’s private parts off of one of Bam’s cameras. Bam goofed that Shitgoose can never get himself laid even though he has a steady girlfriend and Missy said those pussy pixs in the wrong hands could be dangerous. Dico came into the room with camera audio of him taking a horrible crap and the guys checked out pixs of what was supposed to be Britney Spears shaved beaver as she was getting out of a car. Bam was annoyed at Kevin Federline for trying to take off with Britney’s cash and then the gang totally goofed on how bad K-Fed’s album did. Bam said he liked Britney back in the day when she was hot, but he feels like she gave it all away and now he couldn’t even get a half hard on to her busted ass. Next the crew decided to have a hairy ass contest but then argued about the rules for 5 minutes. Bam tried to take a pix of Missy’s butt hole but she wouldn’t do it. Next Bam told a funny story about getting into it with some 45 year old bitch at a new club in West Chester. He had to defend his relationship with Missy and answer questions about why he was getting married. The conversation ended with Bam pouring a glass of red wine all over her head as she tried to leave. Turns out the woman was married to a dude who sells insurance and because she insulted Bam the owner didn’t buy his insurance, then Missy said her husband has been cheating on her for years with a friend of hers, and everyone laughed at her for being the town drunk. Dico talked about why he loves having the shits, Bam talked about Ryan G having some hardcore breath that was knocking everyone out, and then the guys said his breath is nothing compared to the smell of his sweaty balls. Dico said he is going to build Bam a dog house so he could get thrown in the dog house when Missy gets mad at him. Bam learned what the phrase “Jewish Lightening” stood for, Missy talked about her new Ugg boots, we learned her original pair of Uggs were thrown in the fire by Bam, he was mad they weren’t the proper color. Bam said he was bullemic and they have bad ass sex when he is skinny and that lead the guys to challenge each other to a fuck off. Dico asked the girls some sick sex questions, the decided the rules to the Fuck Off Competition and decided how you win a contest like that. Next the guys decided to have a belly off and Missy said Bam’s body was super hot. The guy decided to wrap up the show and Bam decided he would love his show if it lasted an hour and a half because an hour is just too short a time to be on the radio.