Bam and the crew kicked off the show with an argument about the professional football team The Philadelphia Eagles. Dico is a huge fan of the team while Bam, Novak, and Franz talked shit on them and how they mess up traffic in the city every weekend. The guys decided Franz was too wound up and recommended he start smoking weed again. Bam said Franz is too bitter about life and he doesn’t even like weed but he still recommended Joe get on it immediately. We heard more about Novak’s trash talking ways with women, Bam talked about how he wound up with hardcore transsexual porno, and Novak revealed he would have no problems letting a transsexual give him oral services. The guys broke down the differences between transsexuals and transvestites. Joe Franz revealed he is 36 years old and Bam was freaked out that he was so much older than him. Joe Franz claimed he could get the tip of his penis in his mouth. A hermaphrodite called in and talked about how he had his vagina sealed up when he was a baby, the erection problems he has, and issues he had with his parents for doing this to him and not learning about it until he was going through puberty. Dico did his Rake impression and talked about how gay he was and all the gay activities he has done. Chad from CKY came into the studio, Franz revealed he was almost beat up by Chad at Bam’s engagement party, and Chad said was here to smoke Franz out. The guys tried to convince Franz to fall off the wagon and smoke weed. Novak talked about how he goes to drug meetings and continues to do drugs. Bam talked about how Franz used to take “nature walks” aka “weed walks” while filming the movie Haggard. Chad from CKY talked about his pill prescriptions and how he gets all his pills. Bam discussed the pills he takes and how he is scared to ask for more from his doctor because he doesn’t want to be hell on earth. Novak talked about why he doesn’t smoke weed, told his Thanksgiving adventure that included a blackout where he woke up 14 miles away in a random limo after he had been beaten up. We heard about Buddy Bill’s recent boxing match where he got robbed by the referee, Dico talked about going to the mall on Black Friday to goof on people looking for shopping deals, and Bam talked about running into some gay dudes who were thugs doing some underwear shopping in the city. The guys talked about Michael Richard’s meltdown and played some kickass rock and roll to help you get through your Monday.