Tonight Bam’s show kicked off with technical difficulty. Bam announced he was drunk and saw a panda cow which inspired him to shave Novak’s hair into a crazy do. Missy’s sister showed off her bruised hip from falling off a skateboard and Bam announced K-Fed’s musical career is officially over and goofed on how bad his rapping was. The guys played some of K-Fed’s music and analyzed the lyrics, Bam announced he was happy the Gnar-kill cd that was not even in stores has sold more copies than K Fed. Next the guys talked about how he derailed Britney Spear’s career and how now she has to show her fat beaver everywhere to get it back. Bam talked about how he shipped his Lamborghini to Colorado and then he talked about buying diamonds for the ladies in his life; in other words his fiance and his mother. Bam talked about Darren from CKY’s new death metal band called World Under Blood and played a song from it, The Brandy Wine Eel hated on death metal musicians for being anal retentive dickheads and Bam talked about driving from Michigan to Ohio and getting stuck in a blizzard. Bam talked about doing some skating within a McDonalds and telling this dude off who tried to yell at him. Dico did some homo thug talk, Bam said all the people who purchased the Kevin Federline cd were bi-curious, and then Bam decided to let some news slip and he announced he was going to paint Lance Bass on his driveway saying he’s gay. Bam said he bumped into K-fed and Britney once and K-Fed said his people wanted to get in touch with Bam’s people, Bam said lots of people goof on Good Charlotte too but they are actually cool guys and K-Fed isn’t cool at all. Bam said he drank half a bottle of hard liquor and 5 beers and coffee, which explained why his show was all over the place. Bam said he was chilling out with Anthony from the cigar shop and now his wife is mad at him, leading Bam to conclude the easiest way to avoid woman problem was to just tell the truth and then admitted he was jacking it to some transsexual porno. Bam said he loves to get loaded with Novak and then talk some shit because Novak is a professional liar. Bam talked about fighting with the MTV guys over wearing a seatbelt on camera and he said the new show is coming out great.