The show opened with a retarded plug by Dico for Bam’s movie Haggard. The guys dressed Rake up in Missy’s wedding dress and paint balled him in it and missy got super pissed, however it turned out to be a joke being played by Missy. Dico revealed he loves the way Rake looks in a dress, Rake said crack cocaine was worse for you than meth, and Bam named 10 black guys he knows. Bam announced he doesn’t believe in the concept of light traveling, Joe Franz said he and Bam are working on the new Cradle of Filth video, and Bam complained about MTV’s filming schedule. Dico sang a song all about how Joe Franz is one of Bam’s oldest friends, Uncle Matt gives driving directions according to beer distributors and bars along the way, and Bam’s mother had something to do with robbing a beer truck back in the day. April called in and Bam told her she was going to jail for a long time for driving a get away car back in the day that had stolen beers in it. Shitbirds smoked weed while his sister April was on the phone, Bam trashed K-Fed again, and Buddy Bill came on the show and talked some shit about stealing an Arab guy’s turban. Matt sang a song for his sister about smoking weed and jacking off, Bam talked to a girl named Natalie about a recent lesbian experience, and Natalie ruined the story by telling everyone there were dudes there jerking off while she was getting touchy feely with her girlfriend.