Tonight’s show started with Bam and Novak talking about getting wasted on New Years Eve and shutting the bar down. Bam was so drunk he tried to hump Missy against her will and was denied access. Russell, Novak’s old heroin buddy joined them tonight and told a story about his crazy ex-girlfriend who “made him” make her pregnant during sex. Bam said that he had a crazy ex-girlfriend who tried to convince Bam that she was pregnant so that he wouldn’t break up with her. Later, Novak commented on Bam’s insanely low drinking tolerance and Missy agreed that every time Bam drinks, it’s almost like it’s his first time. Bam then talked about recently catching 2 fans trying to steal the H.I.M. emblem off his Mercedes Benz in a mall parking lot, and having one of the fans pull a knife on him. They wrapped things up by saying that anyone who tries to sneak onto his property, he’ll have no problem shooting with his b.b. gun. Fan be warned, old Bam Bam is armed and dangerous.