This week Bam came to you from his Westchester PA studio with the usual cast of characters; Shitbirds, Dico, Joe Franz, Shit Goose, Rake, and Novak. Since Novak wanted to be best man for the Bam’s wedding, Bam was telling everyone all the messed up stunts he had Novak do to try earn being best man. Even though Bam said there is no way he can be the official best man because his brother Jess from CKY is going to be his best man he was still making Novak jump through hoops for the spot. Novak came in dressed up like a Raccoon with black eyes because Bam punched him in the face multiple times. Bam was unhappy with the black eyes so he wanted to punch Novak in the eye again to get it blacker. Bam talked about how he kicked in Shitbirds door and raided his room and found all sorts of ultra cheap vodka bottles. Shitbirds talked about how he fucked up his girlfriend’s parent’s house by knocking pictures off the wall and breaking a vacuum. Bam talked about how he has to listen to Shitbirds bang out his AA girlfriend on a regular basis because his room is on top of his in the house, Jesse Margera showed up and got into an argument about who should be best man, and Ryan G and Shitgoose got into a hardcore fist fight after Franz bad mouthed him. The guys came back and discussed the fight that just broke out and then Bam decided he had to finish the black eyes he was giving Novak. After getting knocked in the face again Novak picked a 50 Cent song to play for taking the pain, Jesse said he met 50 Cent in the studio while working on the last CKY record and almost ran over P-Ditty once while driving in Manhattan. Bam said the other day there was a big ass party at his pad and instead of it being a sausage party it was a full on beaver fest. The guys were trying to guess which girls were trying to hold in ass gas, Missy came in to talk about her friend Heather who is getting a divorce, and the story got funny because it turned out the dude was hitting up gay websites and sending pixs of himself around to dudes. Joe Franz announced he would never get married because there is too much opportunity to get pussy and dick, Novak questioned why Franz lost faith in human relationships, and Joe explained why black hookers are better than white hookers. Bam said they just shot a music video with Viking Skull. Jesse explained why the singer of Viking Skull has to drink an entire bottle of whiskey before he sings, Dico sang Bam a song as a character who loves Bam, and then Missy and Novak got into a fight over who should be the best man. The guys talked about how gay dude’s get to do crazy shit to girls at photo shoots, Franz talked about some dude who tried to hit on Juliet Lewis for him at a video shoot, and the guys talked about Saddam Hussein getting hung. All this plus music picked by pro-skater and professional jackass Bam Margera.