This week Bam and Missy came to you from Dubai on their honeymoon and did their show at 4am their time so you wouldn’t have to suffer through a re-run. Missy was all pumped up about her big spa adventure she has scheduled for tomorrow. She told Bam she was going to be wrapped in mud and have honey spread all over her face. Bam thought honey on the face will lead to zits and was more excited about going out skating. Bam said Dubai is the richest city he has ever scene and the city is being worked on 24/7, even at 4am their time there were people out working on new buildings. Bam and Missy talked about how they got strip searched at the airport and both had to have their asses looked up to make sure they weren’t smuggling drugs. Both of them were traveling with prescriptions and they had their pills messed with. Missy got into a blow by blow of how she got strip searched in the airport, she was forced to be completely naked while the lady searched her panties and bra for drugs, Bam said the dudes where inspecting his dick and taking his shoes apart looking for drugs. Missy didn’t understand why she had to be anally probed for just being a nice young couple in on their honeymoon. Bam then announced he was pissed at Shitbirds who burned down Bam’s alter for his wedding. Bam was so pissed he kicked Uncle Shitbirds out of the house for that move. Bam said he doesn’t get myspace.com and doesn’t have an account even though there are 200 people pretending to be him online. The way Bam sees it is why have fake friends, when you can have real friends and hang out in person with them. Missy yelled at Bam for saying the word retarded and since she has a disabled sister she said that was thoughtless and mean. Bam accused people in the middle east of wiping their asses with their hands and being dirty. The happy couple talked about how they bumped into the Coldplay drummer on their flight to Dubai, Bam talked about having to sit next to some English douche bags at dinner, and Bam played some of his favorite music. That concluded a very special honeymoon show on Radio Bam with the newlyweds Bam and Missy Margera.